Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Under Construction (two gross)

I have grown tired of the current scheme on the Larry and Jeanette Vance Family BLOG and am intent on doing a little house cleaning. I determined that this post (number 288) was two gross (pun intended). The DADisms are being given a hiatus. The BLOG Lists are to be split into at least two groups and posted on opposite sides of the center.

Well here are the DADisms for posterity.

  • A hungry cook is an idiot.
  • Any day above ground is a good day.
  • Anything for YOU!
  • Can't is such a strong word.
  • Communication is such a difficult thing.
  • Como esta' free holy tennis shoe? (How you bean keds?)
  • Computers are a wonderful tool, but a terrible job.
  • Didn't we go to different High Schools together?
  • Don't hurt yourself!
  • Get over it.
  • Hurry up and wait!
  • I don't get even. I get ahead.
  • I KNOW you can.
  • I suppose that you CAN!
  • I was ____ once! (fill in blank with age, or something else)
  • I'll give you 20 minutes to quit that!
  • Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I won't get you.
  • Never cut hot peppers then rub your eyes.
  • Never underestimate your influence
  • No brag, just fact.
  • No news is good news.
  • No, no, no, no; you don't understand!
  • People are dying to get in there. (about cemetaries)
  • Reading the instructions is cheating. (this applies to men only)
  • They say the second thing to go is the memory.
  • What are YOU doing here?
  • Why matters!
  • You are only happy if you think you are!
  • Your focus determines your reality.

1 comment:

  1. Change can be good. I like having two separate Blog lists. I have enjoyed your DADisms. Some are common to my own little family.


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