I have grown tired of the current scheme on the Larry and Jeanette Vance Family BLOG and am intent on doing a little house cleaning. I determined that this post (number 288) was two gross (pun intended). The DADisms are being given a hiatus. The BLOG Lists are to be split into at least two groups and posted on opposite sides of the center.
Well here are the DADisms for posterity.
- A hungry cook is an idiot.
- Any day above ground is a good day.
- Anything for YOU!
- Can't is such a strong word.
- Communication is such a difficult thing.
- Como esta' free holy tennis shoe? (How you bean keds?)
- Computers are a wonderful tool, but a terrible job.
- Didn't we go to different High Schools together?
- Don't hurt yourself!
- Get over it.
- Hurry up and wait!
- I don't get even. I get ahead.
- I KNOW you can.
- I suppose that you CAN!
- I was ____ once! (fill in blank with age, or something else)
- I'll give you 20 minutes to quit that!
- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I won't get you.
- Never cut hot peppers then rub your eyes.
- Never underestimate your influence
- No brag, just fact.
- No news is good news.
- No, no, no, no; you don't understand!
- People are dying to get in there. (about cemetaries)
- Reading the instructions is cheating. (this applies to men only)
- They say the second thing to go is the memory.
- What are YOU doing here?
- Why matters!
- You are only happy if you think you are!
- Your focus determines your reality.
Change can be good. I like having two separate Blog lists. I have enjoyed your DADisms. Some are common to my own little family.
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