A book not written

Several years ago our children were brainstorming on a book that could be a best seller.

100 ways to annoy dad.

1. I do not like noise (noise is unwanted sound).
   
2. Giggle
3. Whispering just beyond the range of hearing
4. Tapping
5. Standing behind me when I am watching a movie or using the computer
6. Channel surfing (if someone else does it)
7. Trying to whistle
8. Stinky lotion
9. Snore
10. Stink up the bathroom
11. Put down the toilet lid
    
12. Whine
13. Cheat
14. Lie
15. Criticize me
16. Clang pots and pans
17. Slam doors
18. Slam drawers
19. Be late
20. Make me late
21. Say to be early so I won't be late
22. Say excuse me when you really mean get out of my way
23. Yell at me
24. Sing off key
25. Make me sing off key
26. Condemn me
27. Ask accusatory questions
28. Accuse me of things I did not do
29. Find fault
30. Blame me for your shortcomings
    
31. Steal
32. Be mean to others
33. Disobey
34. Dismiss me as not knowing
35. Lend my things without my permission
36. Decide for me what I like
37. Decide for me what I dislike
38. Get angry
39. Tell me how I should feel about something
40. Tickle me
41. Don't read my BLOG
42. Don't call home
43. Don't write letters
44. Say "I don't know" to avoid answering
45. Sin
46. Be irresponsible
47. Make commitments and break them
48. Forget to say "Thank YOU"
49. Welch
50. Conceal the truth

I suppose that I can just be half annoyed.

And my other list

1. Microsoft
2. MSC