What dad really means

Along the right of the BLOG

• A hungry cook is an idiot.
• Take care of yourself
  
• Any day above ground is a good day.
  
• God lets us stay here on earth and we are doing well to be alive
  
• Anything for YOU!
• I just want to be of service
  
• Better you than me.
• I am glad that it happened to somebody but me. Not that I wish ill on you.
  
• Can't is such a strong word.
• You should consider that you really CAN do something. It may be difficult, but you can do it.
  
• Communication is such a difficult thing.
• It is obvious you did not understand me, or I did not understand you. Please clarify your point, or let me clarify my point.
  
• Como esta' frijole tennis shoe? (How you bean keds?)
• WASSUP
  
• Didn't we go to different High Schools together?
• We must have something in common.
  
• Do as I say, not as I do.
• Do what is wise.
  
• Don't hurt yourself!
• Go get on with whatever you are going to do.
  
• Function over form. (not form over function)
• I am definitely a function kinda guy.
  
• Get over it.
• Don't let your emotions get in the way
  
• Happiness is a state of mind.
• When you decide to be happy, you will be.
  
• Hurry up and wait!
• Why must I do things on someone elses schedule, especially when they are late or start late becasue others are late. START ON TIME.
• I KNOW you can.
• An answer to someone asking -- Can I ........ instead of MAY I ......
  
• I suppose that you CAN!
• see above
  
• I was ____ once! (fill in blank with age, or something else)
• About the only way I know to relate to somebody.
  
• Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I won't get you.
• a threat
  
• Never underestimate your influence
• I believe that people are watching and you will have an influence
  
• No news is good news.
• There is no such thing as good news
• or
• When you don't hear anything then things are OK
  
• No, no, no, no; you don't understand!
• An interjection to garner the attention of the student
  
• People are dying to get in there. (about cemetaries)
• A truth
  
• Reading the instructions is cheating. (this applies to men only)
• Men are not allowed to read the instructions without first putting in a valiant effort
  
• They say the second thing to go is the memory.
• What? What were we doing?
  
• What are YOU doing here?
• A repeat of a phrase from a 2 year old to me at choir practice. She did not want to see me after having spent 2 hours in nursery with her.
  
• Wherever you go -- there you are.
• Be aware of yourself
  
• Why matters!
• The reason is sometimes just as important as the act
  
• You are only happy if you think you are!
• Mental attitude has more to do with happiness than any other thing
  
• Your focus determines your reality.
• Goals, thoughts, and desires influence all you do.